Never-Never Listen to !ndiaKen

There was this good friend in public school who wanted to be an NHL goalie. My big brother and I would play tennis ball hockey with him in the summer in his back yard. NHL goalie? C'mon Ken, you wear coke bottle glasses! And so, in my wisdom, I advised him to concentrate on his schoolwork and forget about that stupid dream. His name? Ken Dryden. Arguably the best goalie in NHL history. Plus, he became a lawyer, president of Maple Leaf Gardens, author, and now an MLA. Who knows, maybe the next Prime Minister of Canada. This crow I'm eating tastes terrible.